Hello class, Dr. Jones here. I got a dating map Dad gave me that came from Atlantis. I don't follow maps to buried treasure, but I follow maps to love.

Unfortunately, the instructions are written in a language no one speaks, not even me.

Hieroglyph maps are like transcripts on food labels. If you want to make bacon, you don't need to read all the instructions to cook it, you just need to get the temperature and time right - the rest is common sense. Now, if you'll stop blowing spitballs at...

Mitch here. Sit down at my table, pour a glass of bubbly, straighten up your tie and listen while I tell you about the 32 dating rules. These rules have been hidden by wise men and passed around for years. I got them from

Charlie Chaplin (but he didn’t follow them). We think Buster Keaton started them, but no one really knows. Who the hell cares any way, that’s not going help you when you’re picking up a woman. Here it goes:

1. Compliment her name. Know about names. I got a book once at the...

Luke here. Drag says I am an original and wanted me to give you boys some dating tips. I don’t know what original means. I guess everyone is kind of an original in their own way. I just do what I want and try to laugh a little along the way. Here it goes boys:

1. Squint your eyes a lot like you’re looking at the sun.

2. Always keep the top three buttons of your shirt undone and have some dirt on it too.

3. Go to the barber often to keep the lines on your mane tight.

4. Have dirt on your pants.

5....