Mitch here. From the way your bangs are lying to the side like a tar mud pie, I can see you’be been talking to Cary. Not a good idea. You got a silly quiff and now you look like a carnival freak show. Stanwyck we’ll never return your calls. You should toss a pompadour like Elvis, he’s a real hound dog. After I started throwing a pomp, Marilyn said she’d sing me Happy Birthday. Cary really? Guy’s batting zero in productive-hair-care. It looks like Al Capone cut his hair with a Tommy Gun. Only...
Cary here. From the way your hair is sticking up in the air like a wet rooster, I can tell you’ve been talking to Mitch. Not a good idea. Mitch was all crew cut until he rode to Hollywood on a boxcar. It was me that taught him about the quiff at the Pacific Dining Car one night over oysters and scotch. Hell, he thought Vitalis was Cadillac oil. He still throws a Pompadour sometimes like Elvis. See how many dates that gets you. He should toss a ducktail in there like James Dean, then he’d at...